he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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