its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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