White coat. Heels.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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