just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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