when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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