I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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