Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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