He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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