I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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