perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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