I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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