What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
