Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Life without a bra equals bliss.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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