what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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