Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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