no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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