Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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