so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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