What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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