i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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