Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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