All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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