Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
