Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
