I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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