were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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