why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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