you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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