I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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