Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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