check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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