like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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