just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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