I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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