is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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