she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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