Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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