You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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