508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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