If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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