Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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