Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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