Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i need some magic done to my vagina
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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