love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
