He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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