do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i think i just lost a toe
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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