I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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