I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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