I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Bring me that man meat
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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