North Korea, Best Korea!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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