Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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