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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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