Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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