If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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