Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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